In the beginning God created the DP.
Posted on 2007-06-07

In the beginning God created the DP.
God saw the DP and said he was good.
The DP saw God and said: "Turn your head, I´d rather have it back-lit."
God said:"But I am God!"
The DP said:"I don’t care who you are. Front-lighting is no good."
And God turned his head.